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7 Ways to Win the Wife of the Year Award…NOT!

October 21, 2009 Lana

Not saying that I have EVER done any of these…because I’m the “perfect” wife.
(HaHaHaHaHa!  Yes, that was in the Witch’s voice from The Wizard of Oz and not the nice witch either.)

  • Leave the toothpaste cap open and make sure the paste is in the bottom of the tube.
  • Wash red lingerie with all White T-Shirts and white socks.
  • Have bras drying on the antlers or door knobs in the Living Room when the “guys” come over.
  • NEVER tighten the lids on the mayo jar that is in the door of the fridge or any lids for that matter.
  • Spray “Beautiful” in the closet and momentarily forget that the closet is shared.
  • Mow the yard and make sure to run over every stump so the blades get bent.

Yes, this will definitely get you some bonus points!  I’m just saying – this might earn you “some kind” of an award.  Again, not that I have EVER done any of these!  I love you hubby!!!  So happy you forgive my imperfections!

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    Comments

    1. Christine says

      November 10, 2009 at 1:53 pm

      Oh boy…even after all these years my hubby occasionally will receive a freshly-laundered basket FULL of pink socks, undies and tees.
      He Loves me anyway:)

    2. Girly Stuff says

      October 28, 2009 at 2:16 pm

      It is easy to win this contest! It is the only one I can win!

    3. Ang says

      October 23, 2009 at 2:05 pm

      I just wanted to let you know that there is an award waiting for you on my blog. Stop by and grab it when you get the chance. http://justanarmywifejustamommy.blogspot.com/2009/10/my-first-blog-award.html

    4. Infarrantly Creative says

      October 22, 2009 at 9:52 pm

      I just read you say your name like “banana.” All this time in my head I was calling you “Lonna.” Glad to know…my head is fixed now.

    5. Jan says

      October 21, 2009 at 8:44 pm

      TOO FUNNY!!! I just mowed the lawn and ran over about 300 pine cones. (I will need to pick up the other 500 for craft purposes.) I wonder what pine cones do to blades?

    6. Diann @ the Thrifty Groove says

      October 22, 2009 at 1:35 am

      LOL! Good list.
      …..”Spray “Beautiful” in the closet and momentarily forget that the closet is shared.”….and for some reason “White Diamonds” doesn’t seem to be a hit with the Hubby either! LOL

      Have a beautiful day!

    7. Ang says

      October 21, 2009 at 9:09 pm

      LOL That is great. My daughter constantly leaves the caps loose on the mayo and jelly, I guess she is just practicing for when she gets married. lol

    May the LORD bless you and keep you; May the LORD make His face shine upon you and be gracious to you; May He turn His face toward you and give you peace. Feel free to leave a comment - we LOVE to hear your thoughts! ~Blessings to you!~ ~You are so loved!~ ~Lana (Like Banana)~

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