Lately, my kids have had dirty mouths.  Really!  Okay, it depends who you are, if they really have “dirty” mouths. My step-mom would just cringe if she heard my three year old say – “Mom, did you turn on your “BUTT warmer?”  Translation – Mom, did you turn on your leather seat heater in the […]

A Merry Christmas to ya’ from the Texas that requires shorts while you have snow! Yes, I’m a little green with jealousy. My kids are growing up throwing ice cubes while many children throw snowballs. I’m just kidding! We throw water-balloons. Send your own ElfYourself eCards Today I’m participating in the SITSmas.  I’m still returning […]

As I’m writing this, we are watching “God’s Team” – Dallas Cowboys on t.v. – they just scored yet another touchdown. I told my 3 year old boy, who we will call Lil’ Boy Blue, that  they are wearing pink (because of breast cancer awareness month) and they are “BOYS”.  (He basically believes that only blue […]

I went to Target the other night with an agenda.  I had a list in my mind. Toilet brush (I threw mine away.) Look at some book shelves that were on sale. Modeling clay (the non-hardening kind)  {I don’t even know if this exists.} Guess what???  I only looked for the modeling clay and forgot […]

I’m from the South.  Being from the South means different things for certain people.  Some words  used in the South are excusable, some are not.   Some words just make my skin crawl. I thought being married now to the same person, my hubby would understand my little quirks and what words make my skin crawl. […]