Mister Graniteman

Just a little song I wrote for our granite man…please use the tune to Mister Sandman and know I’m NOT a music Major!!!

Mister Graniteman, bring me some rock
(Bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make it the cutest that I’ve seen
(Bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give it a hole so it fit my sink size of Dover.
Then tell me that fast-food nights are over
Graniteman, my counters are so alone.
Don’t have nobody to call its own.
Please turn on your magic caulk.
Mister Graniteman, bring me some rock.

(bung, bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,
bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,
bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,
bung,bung)

Mister Graniteman, bring me some rock.
Make it the cutest that I’ve ever seen

Give it the word that I have double ovens.
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are going to be carrying muffins.
Graniteman, I’m so alone
Don’t have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic caulk.
Mister Graniteman, bring me some rock
Mister Graniteman, bring us some rock

Give it a finish with a “come hither” gleam
Give it a bullnose like a Chihuahua
And lots of wavy lines like a fat mama
Mister Graniteman, something to hold
Would be so peachy before we’re too old
So please turn on your magic caulk
Mister Graniteman, bring us
Please, please, please
Mister Graniteman, bring us some rock.

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Blessings to you!  You are loved!

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