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Mister Graniteman

July 24, 2010 Lana 4 Comments

0527001540 Just a little song I wrote for our granite man…please use the tune to Mister Sandman and know I’m NOT a music Major!!!

Mister Graniteman, bring me some rock
(Bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make it the cutest that I’ve seen
(Bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give it a hole so it fit my sink size of Dover.
Then tell me that fast-food nights are over
Graniteman, my counters are so alone.
Don’t have nobody to call its own.
Please turn on your magic caulk.
Mister Graniteman, bring me some rock.

(bung, bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,
bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,
bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,
bung,bung)

Mister Graniteman, bring me some rock.
Make it the cutest that I’ve ever seen

Give it the word that I have double ovens.
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are going to be carrying muffins.
Graniteman, I’m so alone
Don’t have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic caulk.
Mister Graniteman, bring me some rock
Mister Graniteman, bring us some rock

Give it a finish with a “come hither” gleam
Give it a bullnose like a Chihuahua
And lots of wavy lines like a fat mama
Mister Graniteman, something to hold
Would be so peachy before we’re too old
So please turn on your magic caulk
Mister Graniteman, bring us
Please, please, please
Mister Graniteman, bring us some rock.

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Comments

  1. Kate@SurroundedbyPenises says

    July 26, 2010 at 4:10 am

    Standing ovation! Very funny! (love the color btw!)

    Reply
  2. Pamela says

    July 25, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    Ohh..I would love to hear this song..I’m going to search it. Great share! Thanks

    Reply
  3. Megan says

    July 24, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    I search this song in youtube and I like it. Thank you for sharing this song with us.

    Reply
  4. debiclegg says

    July 24, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    Love it!! Amazing how creative we can be when all we can do is WAIT!!

    Reply

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